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New Moon Landing

Bespoke Crash Shorts

June soft launch Limited production slots Made to order in Northern California

New Moon Landing

A softer landing, made to order.

Bespoke crash shorts for figure skaters with full-length separating side zippers, 1.5″ cushioning, and a fit tailored to your measurements.

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BespokeMade to order by your measurements.
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1.5″ CushioningHigh-density NBR foam for impact support.
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Full-Length ZippersEasier on and off over skates or tights.
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6-Month Seam SupportOne crotch seam mending included.

June Soft Launch: The first release features New Moon Landing Crash Shorts with full-length separating zippers and 1.5″ cushioning. Production begins after full payment and complete measurements are received.

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Flagship launch product

New Moon Landing Crash Shorts

Full-Length Separating Zippers + 1.5″ Cushioning. Designed for figure skaters who practice hard, fall often, and want a softer landing without settling for generic padding.

Bespoke fit

Made to order and tailored to your measurements.

Full-length separating zippers

Designed for easier on and off over skating layers, tights, or skates.

1.5″ NBR cushioning

High-density NBR rubber foam for flexible cushioning during practice.

Small-batch production

Hand-finished in Northern California with imported materials.

Why bespoke

Not generic padding. A bespoke pad that moves with you.

Most crash shorts are sized like standard athletic wear. New Moon Landing Crash Shorts are built around submitted measurements, with cushioning layers for skating practice and repeated movement.

Simple order path

How ordering works.

Full payment reserves your production slot. Production begins after all required measurements are received.

1. Reserve your pair

Full payment reserves your production slot.

2. Submit measurements

Send waist, bottom, thigh, height, and fit note.

3. We make it

Production begins after complete measurements arrive.

4. Delivered with care

Shipping or local Oakland delivery may be arranged.

Measure carefully

Custom fit starts with clear measurements.

Each pair is bespoke and tailored to submitted measurements. Please measure carefully before production begins.

WaistAround the belly button.
BottomLargest circumference around butt / bottom.
Upper thighOne upper thigh at the largest part.
RisesFront and back rises from crotch to waist.
Fit noteMention if the order is for a boy/man.

Support after delivery

Made to order with thoughtful support.

Each pair is bespoke and made to order. The support policy is specific on purpose: transparent and helpful to build long-term trust

1-week workmanship guarantee

Covers construction issues noticed shortly after delivery.

6-month crotch seam mending support

Includes one complimentary crotch seam mending for regular skating wear.

No sizing returns

Each pair is made to order by measurement, so sizing-related returns are not accepted.

Care first

Spot clean when possible. Hand wash cold only when needed. Line dry only.

The 6-month support covers crotch seam mending only. It does not cover sizing issues, fabric damage, cuts, tears, burns, excessive abrasion, improper washing, machine drying, alterations, or damage outside normal skating practice. Buyer is responsible for mailing the shorts back for repair. Local Oakland drop-off may be available by arrangement.